Jail Fail

Kinda similar to Shawshank? Good fucking movie.

A few days ago I was going through my local newspaper, to read the obituaries of course*, and I came across a little article about some single mom drunk bitch that had a few too many, got in her piece of shit car, and put the pedal to the metal like Wiz Khalifa until she came across some innocent family and tragically killed a couples young daughter (they survived). After the trial and all that bullshit, she ended up getting two and a half years in jail. TWO AND A HALF YEARS. For being a dumb FUCK and killing a child purely because she can't get her wino ass to AA. Unfortunately I can't find the article (in the paper or on the inter webs) however I do remember it saying something the woman claimed like "she stopped drinking and stopped driving as well." Um...thanks bitch? Now you won't have anymore lives to ruin, that is of course you have a couple rum and cokes and take the kids bike and run over the local chipmunk. Going to jail for under 3 years for killing a human being (a tiny child at that) is pretty much blasphemy. And that's only half of it! Last night I was watching that CNN Showbiz shit, and I saw that Audrina from The Hills had herself a stalker (who doesn't?). Anyways after finding the fucker and blah blah blah he ended up getting, yup, you guessed it, TWO YEARS IN JAIL. I am not aware of the severity of the stalker but as far as I'm concerned he was at her front door and she's still alive isn't she? Maybe he deserves two years and that's all find and dandy but to see these two fucks getting the same hard time is ridiculous.  So in this day and age I guess it's come to this... stalking a skinny fake boob'd LA broad and ending the life of an little girl are apparently the same thing and deserves the same punishment. That on top of the guy who found the cure for aids and cancer and he magically disappears? Id say this world is some corrupt shit.

*was kidding about the obituaries, I guess I'm still worried you won't get the sarcasm

Censorship?

Whats the point of having a blog if I can't talk about whatever the fuck I want? I was thinking about all the potential rant blogs that I will most likely post. There are most DEFINATELY an obscene amount of clusterfucks that I know of  that I would love to bitch about. But can I? What happens when I get all famous and shit and the motherfucker that ruined my life in highschool reads about how I helped in spreading the rumour that he had the clap AND crabs? I mean I don't give a rats ass what he thinks or anything, but hes pretty much a psycho (like the rest of 'em) and I don't want my obituary saying "death by blog post" because what I really want it to say is "death by saving children in an unstoppable train." Oh wait fuck that's denzel...*****

Anyways I guess what I'm trying to say here is I'd like to advertise without getting killed. Possible? Also how do I promote this shit easily? And don't say Facebook. fuck.
I'll conclude this post with a round of applause to that highschool guy! Get it?! CLAP? AHAHAHAHA. I kill me.

***** Me and a couple dudes from highschool worship(ed) Denzel. It died down a bit (the worshiping) however this shit looks incredible, just like everything else God does. (like I said it only died down a little.)

CrahkBuhk

I got rid of my Facebook about five or six days ago and I gotta say that shit is pretty fucked. First of all, when you deactivate your Facebook, pictures you're tagged in with friends show up and will say "Johnny will miss you!", "Barb will miss you too!" and shit. What the fuck? And it just so happened that they were all friends I talk to to on a regular basis outside of Facebook. Not only that, but when you get rid of it, you have to enter your password and then do that shit where you must enter the letters and numbers that appear all acid trip like. Whats the point of that anyways? It's basically trying to tell me that if I'm retarded enough to not be able to type out the letters I can see that I don't deserve to get rid of my Facebook. But if that was the case how would I be able to get a Facebook in the first place? I think that was my first mistake. Getting a Facebook. Anyways so I did all that but it turns out all I have to do is sign in facebook and it's like I never got rid of it in the first place. So ultimately, since I'm such an addict, I'll unknowingly go type in www.facebook.com like seven times a day and then BAM: I have facebook again. So since I use Mozilla I blocked the website as a "security issue." Which I guess it is because if I'm subconsciously typing the website then I know I got a fucking problem. Bottom line is I need to get out more. Fucking crackbook. What I would like to know from you guys, is how the flying fuck do you manage to keep your Facebook-ing to a minumum? And by minumum I mean a sane level of facebook.

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