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| Current (stoned) Kenya |
My name is Kenya D and I'm a 19 year old freeloader (currently) who graduated from highschool about a year and a half ago. Since before then I've participated in minor illegal acts such as drinking underage and smoking the good shit. I'm still not sure if I want to openly talk about my "demon" but it's a significant part of my life so it will be quite hard to keep it hush hush. I'm one of those people that doesn't have a filter so I say pretty much whatever the fuck comes into my head. Most of the time its really dumb ass shit but every now and then I'll have a somewhat intelligent thing to say.. I think. I'm a pretty lazy mother fucker these days too (due to said illegal acts) but I did used to enjoy throwing the ball around and stopping a puck from getting behind me here and there. These days I usually sit in my room which has writing all over the walls and a purple bean bag chair and a large old globe. I live with my wonderful father (whom I freeload off of) and little sister where what I call the "lower west side" in a shitty but large semi popular town near Toronto, Ontario. Yeah I'm a fucking canuck, couldn't you tell?
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| Highschool Kenya |
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| Angry Kenya |
I love going on road trips and traveling and plan to do more of that in the near future. I have yet to go on a plane to a third world country or some shit howbeit I have been to a substantial amount of places in Canada and a few states in America. I have a few hand fulls of some great and incredibly unique friends and then I have another prosthetic hand for the fuckheads who I also have in my life. Needless to say they keep my balanced. You could say I spend way too much time in front of screens but you have to admit there's some fucking sick ass TV shows which include The Office, House, Family Guy, Dexter, and Criminal Minds (to name most). As far as music goes I love everything from Young Money to Kenny Chesney to Kings of Leon to Cudi to Robyn to Biggie (especially Biggie). The only shit I refuse to listen to is that screamo shit. No offense. I clearly love to write words and I love even more to make people laugh. I'm an "aspiring" comedienne as well as photographer and writer. I will be going to college to pursue that comedy career and will spend my spare time freelance writing and photography-ing. Sounds like I have my life figured out huh. WELL THAT'S A COMPLETE FUCKING CROCK. The brain that rests in my abnormally large head, is of the fucked variety and I can assure you that. This blog is meant for me to blow off some steam, get a laugh, and to promote "myself" in hopes that this will help begin the Kenya Empire. I'm never going to make money by being a doctor or accountant or scientist or psychiatrist because I'm not that smart OR Jewish. So I have to rely solely on my humour and creativity with words and pictures. Good luck me? Anyways I don't know what else to say but if I can come up with some extra shit I'll add beneath this. It is what it is.
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| Through a car window Kenya |
I love Foliage
My hair is a yellowish colour but I recently dyed it brown/red and all this information forces the people around me to perceive me as a ginger. I guess I have gingerly qualities (besides the excessive freckles) but I'm no I'm not in fact a day walker.
I have a
disgusting and disturbing tiny obsession with Jake Gyllenhaal. So if you see this. CALL ME
I'm of Irish/Scottish and Czechoslovakian descent.
That's Kenya for ya.
